NERD TEST

1. If you had three wishes, would you wish for a time machine, so you could go back in time to buy an Action Comics #1?

2. Do you own the Matrix and LOTR soundtracks?

3. Is Subway your favorite restaurant?

4. Do you own a T-Shirt with a comic book character on it? (Bonus— does it have holes?)

5. If you’re at a party, are you the only one not drinking and does your small talk revolve around the casting for the upcoming Iron Man movie?

6. Have you ever strained your back painting lead figs?

7. Do you consider a night out on the town, going to the local comic convention?

8. You think that Weird Al is one of the best musical talents from the last decade.

9. Do you think exercise is lifting your comic boxes?

10. Your last date was during DC’s Crisis of Infinite Earths.

11. Does all of your information about women come from when you role-played a female elf?

12. Do you start conversations with the word “Greetings”?

13. You own more video games than pairs of socks.

14. The last good novel you read had a Goblin in it.

15. You don’t have your drivers license.

16. Your Mom does your laundry

17. Do you have “Aintitcoolnews”, “Newsarama”, and “the Wizards” websites in your favourites?

18. Have you done a google image search for “Evangeline Lilly” (Safe search off)?

19. Have you used an excel spreadsheet to figure out your characters encumbrance?

20. Is World of Warcraft your best friend?

If you checked ten or more of boxes, Congratulations, you’re part of an elite group of quality humans - NERDS. Be proud, stand-up and thrust your pasty flesh into the limelight. Don’t be embarrassed, I’m certainly not. I want to become the best nerd I can be.